![]() My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids.Ĭhildren are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. ![]() If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way mom told you in the beginning. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children! Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids.Ī suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.Ĭhildren are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children". Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Motherhood is basically finding activities for children in three-hour pockets of time for the rest of your life. The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them. Winning grand slams being down match point, to name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller! Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?Īh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. It has been said that a sense of humor is required for being a mom! These funny Mother's Day quotes will give mom a giggle and work well as a text message, with an added note to say "thanks for being an awesome mom"! Witty Mother's Day quotes and sayings about being a mom, the sacrifices mothers make, and how motherhood changes you. The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. To a child's ear, "mother" is magic in any language.Ī mother's hug lasts long after she lets go.Ī family raised well by a mother is one of the great wonders of the world. The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. ![]() The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.Ī mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. They listened to their mother.Īn ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. ![]() To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. Like to get straight to the point? These short Mother's Day quotes about moms and motherhood easily express just how wonderful and important our mom is to us. Short Funny From Daughter From Son Mother's Love Bible Verses Strong Mother For Grandmother Printable Cards ![]() Use these links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see all our Happy Mother's Day quotes: ![]()
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